Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Thread Rating:

0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
1
2
3
4
5

Threaded Mode

Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

03-29-2015, 02:57 PM,

mikereddot
Crack Shot

Posts: 2,273
Threads: 210
Joined: May 2014
Reputation: 0

Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 2,273
Threads: 210
Joined: May 2014
Reputation: 0

03-29-2015, 02:57 PM

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.

Find

03-29-2015, 05:01 PM,

ssphoto
Crack Shot

Posts: 794
Threads: 142
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 0

RE: Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 794
Threads: 142
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 0

03-29-2015, 05:01 PM

(03-29-2015, 02:57 PM)mikereddot Wrote: #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.

(03-29-2015, 02:57 PM)mikereddot Wrote: #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
Thumbup

Find

03-29-2015, 05:04 PM,

BelieveIn308
Crack Shot

Posts: 2,216
Threads: 124
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 8

RE: Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 2,216
Threads: 124
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 8

03-29-2015, 05:04 PM

Silencers are illegal in Illinois... But you really have to like #4 and #8... LOL

A gun that fails to Feed properly is not desirable...

"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Col. Jeff Cooper

A gun that fails to Feed properly is not desirable...

"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Col. Jeff Cooper

Find

03-30-2015, 09:32 AM,

bradberry
Crack Shot

Posts: 2,382
Threads: 376
Joined: Dec 2014
Reputation: 1

RE: Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 2,382
Threads: 376
Joined: Dec 2014
Reputation: 1

03-30-2015, 09:32 AM

BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.

Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!

A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.

Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!

Find

03-30-2015, 12:26 PM,

Ringo3632
Crack Shot

Posts: 1,179
Threads: 53
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 0

RE: Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 1,179
Threads: 53
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 0

03-30-2015, 12:26 PM

Hey, it's best to have both! Assuming your wife allows... That's what it comes down to... A gun doesn't mind if you have a wife, but a wife might mind if you have a gun

Find

03-30-2015, 04:03 PM,

BelieveIn308
Crack Shot

Posts: 2,216
Threads: 124
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 8

RE: Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 2,216
Threads: 124
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation: 8

03-30-2015, 04:03 PM

A gun won't file for divorce either...

"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Col. Jeff Cooper

Find

06-23-2015, 08:18 AM,

Codyp911
Weekend Warrior

Posts: 185
Threads: 9
Joined: Jun 2015
Reputation: 0

RE: Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 185
Threads: 9
Joined: Jun 2015
Reputation: 0

06-23-2015, 08:18 AM

I like #7. They don't get jealous.

Find

06-23-2015, 07:17 PM,

mikereddot
Crack Shot

Posts: 2,273
Threads: 210
Joined: May 2014
Reputation: 0

RE: Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 2,273
Threads: 210
Joined: May 2014
Reputation: 0

06-23-2015, 07:17 PM

(03-30-2015, 09:32 AM)bradberry Wrote: BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.

Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!

If only your wife cleaned your guns...... Smile

Find

06-30-2015, 02:57 PM,

Brian S
Crack Shot

Posts: 958
Threads: 21
Joined: Sep 2014
Reputation: 1

Top ten reasons men prefer a gun over women:

Posts: 958
Threads: 21
Joined: Sep 2014
Reputation: 1

06-30-2015, 02:57 PM

(03-30-2015, 09:32 AM)bradberry Wrote: BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.

Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!

1-A gun will get you something to cook
2-I'll take my fresh quail on a paper plates with and a salad from my garden.
3-Back to paper plates.....Warning don't wash paper plates for reuse
4-How many time does a person need to be told not to bleach my Mossy Oak clothes?
5-My $60 every 2 week maid even washes windows
6-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's for a solar panel?
7- Fetch--- Good boy!
8-Need to go outside?
9-I think I'll grab a beer out of the fridge and drink it in peace and quiet
10-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's of canned food?

P.S. I'm glad you have an understanding wife. Maybe I'll be more fortunate on my third try....

Click Here ~~~~>Glock Often Imitated....Never Duplicated

(03-30-2015, 09:32 AM)bradberry Wrote: BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.

Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!
1-A gun will get you something to cook
2-I'll take my fresh quail on a paper plates with and a salad from my garden.
3-Back to paper plates.....Warning don't wash paper plates for reuse
4-How many time does a person need to be told not to bleach my Mossy Oak clothes?
5-My $60 every 2 week maid even washes windows
6-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's for a solar panel?
7- Fetch--- Good boy!
8-Need to go outside?
9-I think I'll grab a beer out of the fridge and drink it in peace and quiet
10-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's of canned food?

P.S. I'm glad you have an understanding wife. Maybe I'll be more fortunate on my third try....

Click Here ~~~~>Glock Often Imitated....Never Duplicated

Find

« Next Oldest | Next Newest »

View a Printable Version

Forum Jump:

Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)