#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
(03-29-2015, 02:57 PM)mikereddot Wrote: [ -> ]#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
Silencers are illegal in Illinois... But you really have to like #4 and #8... LOL
A gun that fails to Feed properly is not desirable...
BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.
Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!
Hey, it's best to have both! Assuming your wife allows... That's what it comes down to... A gun doesn't mind if you have a wife, but a wife might mind if you have a gun
A gun won't file for divorce either...
I like #7. They don't get jealous.
(03-30-2015, 09:32 AM)bradberry Wrote: [ -> ]BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.
Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!
If only your wife cleaned your guns......
(03-30-2015, 09:32 AM)bradberry Wrote: [ -> ]BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.
Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!
1-A gun will get you something to cook
2-I'll take my fresh quail on a paper plates with and a salad from my garden.
3-Back to paper plates.....Warning don't wash paper plates for reuse
4-How many time does a person need to be told not to bleach my Mossy Oak clothes?
5-My $60 every 2 week maid even washes windows
6-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's for a solar panel?
7- Fetch--- Good boy!
8-Need to go outside?
9-I think I'll grab a beer out of the fridge and drink it in peace and quiet
10-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's of canned food?
P.S. I'm glad you have an understanding wife. Maybe I'll be more fortunate on my third try....