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06-30-2015, 02:57 PM
(03-30-2015, 09:32 AM)bradberry Wrote: BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.
Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!
1-A gun will get you something to cook
2-I'll take my fresh quail on a paper plates with and a salad from my garden.
3-Back to paper plates.....Warning don't wash paper plates for reuse
4-How many time does a person need to be told not to bleach my Mossy Oak clothes?
5-My $60 every 2 week maid even washes windows
6-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's for a solar panel?
7- Fetch--- Good boy!
8-Need to go outside?
9-I think I'll grab a beer out of the fridge and drink it in peace and quiet
10-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's of canned food?
P.S. I'm glad you have an understanding wife. Maybe I'll be more fortunate on my third try....
(03-30-2015, 09:32 AM)bradberry Wrote: BUT:
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.
Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!
1-A gun will get you something to cook
2-I'll take my fresh quail on a paper plates with and a salad from my garden.
3-Back to paper plates.....Warning don't wash paper plates for reuse
4-How many time does a person need to be told not to bleach my Mossy Oak clothes?
5-My $60 every 2 week maid even washes windows
6-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's for a solar panel?
7- Fetch--- Good boy!
8-Need to go outside?
9-I think I'll grab a beer out of the fridge and drink it in peace and quiet
10-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's of canned food?
P.S. I'm glad you have an understanding wife. Maybe I'll be more fortunate on my third try....
A gun won't cook you dinner.
A gun won't serve you dinner (with a sexy look).
A gun won't do the dishes.
A gun won't do your laundry.
A gun won't clean your house.
A gun won't pay the bills.
A gun won't feed the dogs.
A gun won't clean up after the dogs.
A gun won't take out the trash.
A gun won't hand me a glass of wine or a beer when I get home.
A gun won't fill the pantry.
Uhmmm....love my guns...and so does my wife.......
After I read this list I see that I have a great wife, but again I knew that!
1-A gun will get you something to cook
2-I'll take my fresh quail on a paper plates with and a salad from my garden.
3-Back to paper plates.....Warning don't wash paper plates for reuse
4-How many time does a person need to be told not to bleach my Mossy Oak clothes?
5-My $60 every 2 week maid even washes windows
6-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's for a solar panel?
7- Fetch--- Good boy!
8-Need to go outside?
9-I think I'll grab a beer out of the fridge and drink it in peace and quiet
10-Does anyone want to barter a some bricks of CCI .22's of canned food?
P.S. I'm glad you have an understanding wife. Maybe I'll be more fortunate on my third try....