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07-18-2015, 01:18 PM
(09-27-2014, 05:55 PM)Ringo3632 Wrote: Fact... And we all know how expensive that can be.. A second gun you can put in the closet if you're wanting to use another one... Gf's tend to get a little finicky and upset about things like being put in the closet or the garage =p
If taken care of, a gun never says no, never gets a headache, takes less care than a GF or wife, seldom fakes it when you pull the trigger, is always there to listen to, never complains about going to the range (again), shines when it greats you, no monthly complaints about being on the silicone rag, will get in between you and bad people always n your defense, helps you peacefully sleep, when needed my its always at your side, likes threesomes and more, never complains if you leave it locked in a safe and you come home drunk, costs less than a GF or wife, when you lose interest, it's worth something in trade for a new on and you don't have to worry about it being adopted by a non caring person. The only similarity between a GF, Wife, or a gun is they alway are looking for a new coat, whether it's leather, Kydex, or nylon it seems they never have enough, although the a gun sometimes asks for an IWB or pocket coat. Personally I prefer when they dress in leather or nylon...LOL
If taken care of a GF or Wife will...TBD as I run for my life. ?
Honestly there's times I feel a man needs both a woman and a gun....but then I go to the range...???
(09-27-2014, 05:55 PM)Ringo3632 Wrote: Fact... And we all know how expensive that can be.. A second gun you can put in the closet if you're wanting to use another one... Gf's tend to get a little finicky and upset about things like being put in the closet or the garage =p
If taken care of, a gun never says no, never gets a headache, takes less care than a GF or wife, seldom fakes it when you pull the trigger, is always there to listen to, never complains about going to the range (again), shines when it greats you, no monthly complaints about being on the silicone rag, will get in between you and bad people always n your defense, helps you peacefully sleep, when needed my its always at your side, likes threesomes and more, never complains if you leave it locked in a safe and you come home drunk, costs less than a GF or wife, when you lose interest, it's worth something in trade for a new on and you don't have to worry about it being adopted by a non caring person. The only similarity between a GF, Wife, or a gun is they alway are looking for a new coat, whether it's leather, Kydex, or nylon it seems they never have enough, although the a gun sometimes asks for an IWB or pocket coat. Personally I prefer when they dress in leather or nylon...LOL
If taken care of a GF or Wife will...TBD as I run for my life. ?
Honestly there's times I feel a man needs both a woman and a gun....but then I go to the range...???
If taken care of, a gun never says no, never gets a headache, takes less care than a GF or wife, seldom fakes it when you pull the trigger, is always there to listen to, never complains about going to the range (again), shines when it greats you, no monthly complaints about being on the silicone rag, will get in between you and bad people always n your defense, helps you peacefully sleep, when needed my its always at your side, likes threesomes and more, never complains if you leave it locked in a safe and you come home drunk, costs less than a GF or wife, when you lose interest, it's worth something in trade for a new on and you don't have to worry about it being adopted by a non caring person. The only similarity between a GF, Wife, or a gun is they alway are looking for a new coat, whether it's leather, Kydex, or nylon it seems they never have enough, although the a gun sometimes asks for an IWB or pocket coat. Personally I prefer when they dress in leather or nylon...LOL
If taken care of a GF or Wife will...TBD as I run for my life. ?
Honestly there's times I feel a man needs both a woman and a gun....but then I go to the range...???