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Nursing Home Plan - mikereddot - 06-26-2015
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care funding available for you. So, what do you do?
You opt for Medicare Part G...
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, ***** change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
RE: Nursing Home Plan - BelieveIn308 - 06-27-2015
This is a case where the old guy might find a magazine, or belt fed weapon better, after all why stop at one politico? The down side is there will be no more Second Amendment rights, or fun time at the range. Seems a steep price to pay for all that, not to mention you give up all Liberty and Freedom in return for the government caring for you.
RE: Nursing Home Plan - Codyp911 - 06-29-2015
Interesting and tempting.
RE: Nursing Home Plan - twise0725 - 06-30-2015
Seems legit
Nursing Home Plan - Brian S - 06-30-2015
Prison is the 2nd best healthcare option, right behind what the government provides for themselves.