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New Ford Trucks - bradberry - 05-09-2015
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure-- it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
" Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, "A$$ Hole!"
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."
Damn I love this truck....!!!!!!!!!!
RE: New Ford Trucks - Ringo3632 - 05-09-2015
Hahaha if I wasn't sold before on wanting on, I am now! I'll probably end up waiting till my Subaru bites the dust firs though
RE: New Ford Trucks - bradberry - 05-10-2015
Subaru? Oh i shutter....
RE: New Ford Trucks - rwhite135 - 05-23-2015
My wife just got a brand new 2014 Ford Focus. I'll have to try that in her car.
RE: New Ford Trucks - ssphoto - 06-17-2015
(bradberry) Subaru's are a great practical car; but one must dress for the right party! If you're a serious off-roader and will climb tall cliffs in a single bound, yes, get a jeep! Otherwise, for moderate offroading, Subies are just fine. I can attest to this in the "outback" of Montana where we were crawling over some pretty nasty roads.
RE: New Ford Trucks - Dutz - 06-18-2015
That was hilarious.
RE: New Ford Trucks - bradberry - 06-18-2015
(06-17-2015, 03:42 PM)ssphoto Wrote: (bradberry) Subaru's are a great practical car; but one must dress for the right party! If you're a serious off-roader and will climb tall cliffs in a single bound, yes, get a jeep! Otherwise, for moderate offroading, Subies are just fine. I can attest to this in the "outback" of Montana where we were crawling over some pretty nasty roads.
A friend of mine bought a Subaru Impreza and I will admit,that thing is quick and corners great. For me Subaru will never enter my driveway. Just my personal preference. I love my truck and love that I can carry a chain saw and all the other tools I need in my rear box.
RE: New Ford Trucks - Codyp911 - 06-22-2015
That was funny.