I may have mostly like this just because my girlfriend sent it to me, but either way I figured some of you guys would chuckle.
Right here
Very funny, only because most of it is true.
I like it. I just lost 30 lbs a couple years ago and aim holding it off. I'm not too inclinded to put those bagging pants back on! Just me; I can probably cram my 938 in there somewhere!
Congrats on the losing weight! I wouldn't want to put baggy pants on either. I use to wear my pants baggy so now putting a holster in them makes it fit pretty good. I just need to test out different holsters now so I can work on my drawer collection.

I need to work on loosing 30lbs.
I'm just old and and fat... I need to lose that same 30lb... I am refusing to buy bigger pants for CCW. It's why I bought a skinny gun, and not a fat Glock. I'm not 35 anymore...
I lose and gain weight so often, I have at least 6 pair of jeans in 3 sizes.